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Dylan is the most pure and caring being you’ll ever get to meet. Witty, smart, understanding, supportive and has the biggest dump truck you’ll see while walking down the street— he really has it all. No matter how hard his day is, he’ll leave everything behind if you ever need anything, and no matter what’s he’s been through he’ll always shine brightly like a warm ray of sunshine on a rainy foggy day. He could do anything for you, even be pegged (if that’s what you’re into!) - he might even be the first one who ever makes you finish!!!!
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
“Whose is that juicy volumptuous culo?! I’ve never seen anything so majestic in my whole entire life!”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
Dylan by genuinelykeke<3 November 21, 2021
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Dylan by NotJacques4328 November 21, 2021
you know dylan? He has a huge dick
dylan by dylan pp November 21, 2021
Kid who rapes children and poops in there eyelids
that dude is such a Dylan
Dylan by debitcard1 November 21, 2021
Dylan is the realest Nigga he deserves the pass in every way.hangout with a Dylan make the best of it.
Dylan by anonymous November 8, 2021
dylan most prettiest guy in the world and totally not a freak that shot up his school with his best friend
dylan by beepboob69 November 13, 2021
dylan can be used as a verb or an adjective. Dylan, also know as a blue waffle enthusiast does not profess one, but several trades, including but not limited to; lumberjack, welder, mechanic, landscaper, chef, bartender, east islipian and of course the one and only suze keeper. If you have 20/20 vision dylan does NOT fuck with you. although you may believe that with all these trades you might have a helping hand. WRONG. he will not. he is a rude cunt and you will know when he doesnt like you. although he pretends to hate the one and only, "chi chi". deep down there is eternal love, NO one can get in between. he has quite a "roster of bitches" lined up- dont be fooled.. despite the number,you can still be next. despite numerous attempts to break his strange addiction, this man enjoys drinking rat poison- others may refer to it as "naturdays". on an road to recovery to get over the bond he possess' with chi chi, they will constantly find their ways back to each other as they are destined for love. now a bachelor, he will roam the town on the prowl for pussy and will not stop until until he succeeds. if you try to call dont be surpised when you get a "whats up", hes probably simping.
oh my god! youre acting like such a dylan!
dylan by wildchichi120503 November 15, 2021