Backwards Dragon

When one consumes to much spicy food that when they shit it feels like their breathing fire from there ass.

Karen: I ate to much spicy food at Chipotles... my stomach hurts.
John: Holy crap! You better hope you don't get the backwards dragon.
Karen: Ewww your disgusting!

by QQ biscuit November 11, 2009

Water Dragon

A person highly skilled at canoeing. They are people who can just hop in canoe for the first time and just dazzle everyone with their natural abilities. There are very few chosen ones graced with this honor. They are experts of the water element.

Oh my! Look at those people go in that canoe! So amazingly graceful... They must be Water Dragons.

by susankracowski November 11, 2009

seeping dragon

An annual event on the Chinese New Year. It is when a girl spreads her asshole apart and volatile fluids (semen, blood, anal leakage, mudbutt, and other unnamed substances) seep out into the mouths of no more than 3-4 young men. After 15-20 seconds of gargling, the young men spray the fluids back at the face of the Chinese woman in an occulting manor. For professional seeping dragoners, they can ejaculate on the Chinese woman's petite knockers while spraying her face.

Woman: "Go gather no more than 2-3 of your buddies and we will go do a seeping dragon back at my place."
Man: "Aight sounds good, but you better lay out on you stomach so nothing seeps out of your asshole."

by CrippledAndBroken69 December 15, 2010

lady dragon

The act of a female squirter ejaculating into her partner's mouth during cunnilingus forcefully enough that the cum shoots out their nostrils.

I didn't know she was a squirter when I started eating her out. I found out when she grabbed the back of my head and a pint of girl cum shot out my nose, my first lady dragon.

by theLimit June 15, 2012

Dragon Fruit

A Dragon Fruit is a person who looks extremely attractive but has absolutely no personality, similar to how an actual dragon fruit looks magnificent, but has no taste whatsoever.

“How bout that girl in Biology? Do you like her?” “Nah man, she’s a total dragon fruit.”

by OHC3221 December 21, 2018

flying dragon

in the midst of swallowing a guy's cum, the female laughs and inadvertently shoots the cum through her nose.

Damn, now that was a nasty flying dragon!

by nads March 27, 2004

ALASKAN DRAGON

When a man cums in the womans mouth and then you tell her that you have gonorrhea and the cum in her mouth comes out of her nose looking like a dragon

Dude, last night I gave Sindy the Alaskan Dragon, it was hilarious.

by MiniOmri December 17, 2007