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Disorder Potpourri

When you're dating a fuckboy and realize that he has more issues than anybody you've ever dated before. He's got mommy issues, definitely narcissistic, and OCD, it's a disorder potpourri.
You still dating Killian?

No, that dude has disorder potpourri. By the end, I felt like I was dating someone with multiple personality disorder. It depended on which of his issues were taking charge that day. His issues would bring Freud himself to his knees.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023
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Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD)

Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD) is a trauma related disorder caused by viewing highly disturbing, sexually explicit material. People affected with the disorder usually have reoccurring thoughts, flashbacks, and, in extreme cases, nightmares related to the material they observed. Individuals with the disorder will feel extreme discomfort, shame, disgust, and, in some cases, arousal when having mental images of the disturbing pornographic material. This can cause the individual extreme discontent with their life, and must be treated properly.
Diagnosis Criteria:
1. Individual has observed highly disturbing pornographic material. The material must show genitalia/partial nudity, and be highly disturbing to the sufferer (individual's sexual preference, and sensitivity to pornography can cause different causes of the disorder).
2. Individual has reoccurring and frequent flashbacks, mental images, and, in some cases, nightmares related to the sexually explicit material they viewed.
3. Reoccurring mental images cause the affected individual extreme disgust, shame, and, in more severe cases, disturbing arousal.

4. The individual has had these reoccurring mental images for at least one month, and the flashbacks show no sign of diminishing or causing desensitization to the affected individual.
Friend: "Hey bro, did you see that video I sent you? *Laughs*"
You: "Yes, and I think it gave me Post Pornographic Stress Disorder (PPSD)."
by Scientific Definitions August 2, 2016
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multiple conversation disorder

Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.
Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:

You suck.

Your favorite color is blue right?

Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
by victim_of_MCD December 27, 2011
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Multiple Nationality Disorder

A severe mental disorder that makes a person speak in different accents at random times. One minute they are British, and right in the middle of a sentence, suddenly they become Dutch.
Dude, I think that chick Amber has Multiple Nationality Disorder. One second she’s Asian, and then Mexican. It’s weird.
by UncleGubGubGubsy April 22, 2018
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NeedTeej Disorder

A very rare and serious medical disorder in which one is dying of a lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, the chills, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, the person has 48 hours to survive. The cure is cuddles from Teej.
“Teej came to the rescue on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”
by Iamadr June 26, 2021
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ATTENTION DEFICIT METH DISORDER (ADMD)

Methamphetamine induced state that causes an inability to maintain focus or attention for more than a few seconds to minutes at a time.
Yo man, you need to lay off the shit because your attention deficit meth disorder (ADMD) is annoying as hell, fool.
by 1 Antinome November 8, 2018
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HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025
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