Detroit Piston (pissed in)

The act in which the male participant urinates directly into his female counterparts mouth, which she is not allowed to swallow. He then proceeds to face-fuck her in her urine filled mouth, with the ferocity of an automobile piston. This ideally occurs while the man is wearing a Chauncey Billups jersey.

Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).

Sarah: How was the game, babe?
Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!
Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!
Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!
Sarah: Oh my! Why?
Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!
Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)
Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!

by Brad Delp April 11, 2008

Detroit

place where Royce Da 5'9 is from who is the best fuckin rapper ever.

if u go to detroit listen to royce da 5'9, its good shit

by Detroit Boy April 14, 2004

DETAILS

What an artist and a sniper have in common.

Do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common? DETAILS. Like when a touch of color is out of place, or when a shadow does not match with its surroundings. The only difference is the stakes, mine are higher.

by Timur Glazkov himself February 14, 2019

detailia

a combination of details and genitalia that means details on a certain hook up

alright jon, give me the detailia on caitie

by inkyvsgung March 15, 2009

detux

Noun: The recovery period required after a wedding, ball, gala recital, orchestral performance, or other event requiring formal dress.

Verb: The act of recovering after a wedding, ball, gala recital, orchestral performance, or other event requiring formal dress.

(n.) After an awesomazing piano performance, Kyle drove around listening to the Weepies for detux.

(v.) After a fantasmalicious piano performance, Kyle had to detux for a few hours by driving around listening to the Weepies.

by Sreyem Nayr August 9, 2010

Detroit Lint Roller

A filthy sex act in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's anus, while simultaneously trimming his pubic hair. After the male has finished manscaping, he pulls out and WITHOUT wiping the trimmed pubes off his penis, his partner finishes him off orally.

My pubes are out of control right now! I'm going to surprise Stacey with a Detroit Lint Roller tonight during anal!

by Rrronaldo October 7, 2011

deterrance

filth, disgust...complete and utter deterrance.

you tracked deterrance all over the house with your deterranced boots!!!!

by netsirk862311 August 12, 2012