cowboy spliff

A handrolled cigarette containing a small amount of cannabis.

Oh shit, only got a pinch of weed left? Roll up a cowboy spliff! Spliff weed

by Pseudoplutohotgluegoo April 23, 2018

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twitter cowboy

Typically a term used in southern, back-country states (mostly Texas), where a boy dresses and acts like a cowboy even though they live in the middle of town. Boys like this usually flex on girls, and are the fuckboys of the south. To spot a twitter cowboy, look for the paisley button down shirts and mullets. Twitter cowboys periodically post pictures of themselves, their trucks, their political opinions, and the parties they go to on twitter.

Wow that kid over there is kinda hot. Too bad he's a dumbass twitter cowboy with no common sense.

by Freekarl September 20, 2017

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horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017

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cowboy nap

Where a cowboy lays down on his back, puts his hat over his face and whatever happens, happens.

How about we have a cowboy nap, just us eight?

by cowboynapbandit October 29, 2017

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Cowboy's Dinner

The act of furiously jerking off while throwing up into a toilet.

"Just walked in on Matt making a cowboy's dinner."

"I don't know what I drank last night, but I woke up in the bathroom with a Cowboy's Dinner infront of me"

by robohobo_ March 18, 2017

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