COVID-Desperate

When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.

we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.

by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021

COVID Vicki

Like "Typhoid Mary", COVID Vicki spread disease by not exercising proper social distancing. Instead of staying home, she started dating a new man and went on trips with hoax-believing relatives who didn't wear masks.

We couldn't hang out with COVID Vicki for 14 days after her last trip upstate with her new BF, Larry.

by bighunkk July 23, 2020

Covid Bitch

A person who was born during the COVID 19 pandemic. The year typically ranges from late 2019 - late 2022

Teacher 1: Today was little Timmy's birthday and his mom sent him to school with cake
Teacher 2: Ahhh yes he was born in 2021 wasn't he?
Teacher 1: If i can do the math, yes he was.
Teacher 2: Must be a tough life being a Covid Bitch.

by ultraquick1 December 14, 2023

COVID nothing

COVID nothing which the nothing comes instead the number 19 as you all know that virus was a total not a thing and some said that it been given to us by the guardians that responsible for out simulations they gave it to the main world government in order to clean up the atmosphere for God to descent through our the clean atmosphere while paying a visit to the guardians at the south pole. If you remember six months prior to the COVID Nothing Madonna with an eye patch this was also relater to God's

arrival.

Dan: So COVID nothing emerge as not a thing

Nan: well as it came same it vanished COVID Nothing

by Covi- against the sun January 2, 2024

Covid Devoted

Willing to travel great distances to a booty call from a stranger on a dating app. Dedicated to dying for that dick during CDC recommended quarantine and self-Isolation.

Did you see Susie coming home from that strangers house from hinge early this morning she is covid devoted.

by kgarrity May 21, 2020

Trump caused Covid

The bullshit idea that it's Trump's fault for COVID, not only ignoring the fact that recently the CDC discovered that only 6% of counted COVID deaths were actually COVID deaths, but the fact that it was due to the fact that many governors did things that Trump had no control over, such as the fact that Governor Cuomo sent old people to die in state nursing homes, deaths which helped cover up, while attacking Trump, and furthermore, Trump signed the largest stimulus bill in US history to help, oh and there's also the fact that overall, Trump had no effect on the decision of the state governments, considering that the US has a federal system where the states can decide for themselves what policies to have, so even Trump putting out guidelines still didn't mean that all governors had to follow them. Overall, everything is mainly reliant on the states.

Leftist dumbass: Trump caused Covid Haha Cuomo is such a good boy he should run for president he cares about covid and climate change and he stands up to Trump
Anyone with any IQ over room temperature: Did you know that Cuomo sent old people to die in New York nursing homes and also the fact that he helped cover up deaths afterwards? Oh and consider the fact that he shut down 2 reactors at the clean and powerful Indian point Nuclear power plant, as a result of which reliance on carbon dioxide emitting natural gas increased.

Leftist dumbass: (AOL noises) Orange man bad! He is literally *Insert average movie dictator* and we are *Insert generic hollywood rebel* !

by Gaylordgangster69 September 16, 2020

covid couple

A couple that started dating during covid

Wow, that couple is wearing masks, must be a covid couple!

by Mikey Butts April 12, 2021