Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.

by brodean3 March 23, 2024

Group-condom

A girl/woman that has had sex with all/most of her male friends

a: have you had sex with Cindy yet?
b: of course i have she's the group-condom

by sturmsey June 23, 2021

Ronald McDonald condom

When a man dresses up as a clown and paints himself like a clown and puts on a condom filled with a singular McDonalds menu item in it while trying to get their partner to have a marathon of sexual intimacy until it burst them the man try’s to eat the ingredients out of there partners hole.

Man: hey babe can we try Ronald McDonald condom?
Partner: sure what is it?
Man: (already painting himself and ordering the item online)

by McDonald’s booty muncher. January 22, 2026

Broke The Condom

Your teammate dying leaving you unprotected

"Man i was playing fortnite and these nerds broke the condom"

by PotassiumTG92 January 29, 2026

Bohemian Condom

Pulling out

My friend Minh used a bohemian condom last night. It’s up to god now…

by StudatronWizard February 7, 2026

Umbilical condom

When after birth, the umbilical cord is saved preserved with preservatives from a bag of beef jerky or similar preservatives, kept moist then stretched, put on your penis then masterbaited into.

Yo, I just used an umbilical condom!

by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026