chocolate cake

A crap so bad, it takes a whole roll of shit-tickets to get it all off your balloon knot.

The shit I took was so messy, I felt like I sat on a chocolate cake.

by Luther & Sara February 5, 2007

Chocolate People

Derogatory term for black people, implying that their skin is made of chocolate

Look, everyone! A tribe of chocolate people!

by Plum sickle September 4, 2021

chocolate omelet

A huge poop, larger then just a normal loaf.

Dude - I just whipped up this monster Chocolate Omelet!

by mianosm April 2, 2007

chocolate devistator

this happens when a man is giving a woman a reverse titty bang. only in addition to the titty bang you are leaving skid marks on either her chest, neck, chin, nose, or all of the above.
is even more devistating when you haven't showered in a few days!

" Rod loves the smell of Jills face after i give her a chocolate devistator!"

by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008

White Chocolates

A Australian gang located in the streets of Geelong.

A white chocolate member is known for his/her use of trash talking and the lack of actual fighting. White Chocolates never fight their own fights, they walk around in packs working on fresh new rhymes.

hey did you hear penny and fizz of the white chocolates are taking down the Darren Cheeseman Unit on the weekend?

by white chocolates October 30, 2008

Chocolate Thunderstorm

a form of bukkake, consisting of butt-piss, faucet ass, and hershey squirts in lieu of man goo.

i told three strippers i wanted to sniff farts out of their ass, not knowing they had mexican for dinner and it turned into a Chocolate Thunderstorm.

by LT. Hanarod March 16, 2012

Chocolate Cumshot

A Chocolate Cumshot is when a man finds himself shitting and climaxing at the same time.

I bet that guy would give a killer Chocolate Cumshot.

by Nerdeh July 13, 2016