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Cellular Goat Stomp

The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.
Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008
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Celly Night

Night on which a sports team celebrates exssivly after every point, goal, bucket, ect... Usually involving teammates, props, or the crowd.
Our hockey team is playing against the worest team in the league tonight, gonna be so many goals. This calls for a celly night!
by checo1010 November 24, 2009
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celludelite

the very delitefull cellulite on a bbw or ssbbw
I just saw a ssbbw that was a celludelite!
by ssbbw lover October 8, 2010
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Cellfie

A photo taken of a church cell group.
Our cell met this week and took a cellfie to share with friends. We then nominated another cell group to take one.
by Dunateo April 18, 2014
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Cellador

Omaha-Based Power Metal band.

Nothing special, really. Their guitar player Chris Petersen rips off many people. For example, he uses a Dragonforce vocal melody as a guitar melody on the song Forever Unbound (the intro to Forever Unbound is ripped from the Dragonforce song Valley of the Damned).
Chris also runs many effects through his amp to hide his sloppyness.

Their bassist is turned down really low to hide the fact that he can't play galloping triplet-based rhythms. That, and he also plays a 4-string bass and doesn't do any technical playing. I know bassists typically don't do anything technical, but he doesn't add licks or chops to any rhythms. Power Metal is about technical playing and the energy that comes with it, not dopey repetitiveness.

Their drummer has too many generic beats, thereby making the songs boring.

Their only redeeming factor is Bill Hudson, thereby making them somewhat decent. Notice how I lessened the effect of the word 'decent' by putting 'somewhat' in front of it.
I saw Cellador live a few times.... the first time I was impressed, because I hadn't ever listend to power metal. Now that I know my shit from my oatmeal, I can safely say that these guys are only acclaimed and known because they were in the right place at the right time.
by Disappointed Listener September 14, 2008
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Cellie

1. Ruler of the world, supreme ruler, princess of everything, having awesome power

2. A beautiful women or girl that charms everyone she meets immediatly
I want to be a cellie when I grow up

That new girl is such a cellie
by CNL December 27, 2008
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