by generictopic June 6, 2018
Get the Cancer Stickmug. A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
Get the Hessticular Cancermug. 
by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Pisces Albafica, Virgo Asmita, Cancer Deathmask, Pegasus Seiya<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
BMGT 289B. What business majors do full time. Discussing power point and reading mind numbing articles on company board meetings.
Person A: God, I have business class every Wednesday for two fucking hours!
Person B: That is such cancer
Person B: That is such cancer
by Baba Yaga 23 February 23, 2022
Get the Cancermug. 