Cancered

When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.

"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."

by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019

ardent cancer

The most cancerous item existing in League of Legends

Rush Ardent cancer or ill run it down mid

by Liter boy August 26, 2017

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

Defines people who dabs

He is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

by autistic cancer downs boy March 09, 2017

cancer artist

In music streaming apps: A music artist that when a song of theirs is liked begins to take over and corrupt a station you’ve spent years carefully grooming. Eventually this leads to having to delete the station as it has become a meaningless lump.

I’m sorry Josh I had to delete my QOTSA station after liking, ‘The Pretender’. Apparently the Foo Fighters are a cancer artist. All I get is one Foo Fighters song after another.

by IguessIcould October 10, 2019

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by 456AtabavA343 June 05, 2025

neck cancer

Cancer that occurs anywhere on or in the neck. Most cases caused by smoking, excessive drinking, or excessive sun exposure(skin cancer).

Shit dude don't sit so close to your computer monitor, that shit'll give you neck cancer.

by dailybirdsandtrees April 28, 2018

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 05, 2025