Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina

Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom

by Fjxgoxgidyditxtixtdit January 17, 2021

Crabbed

When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.

My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!

by Kap21 May 10, 2018

crab meatballs

Crab Meatballs is a name someone decides to call themselves for no reason. And they use that name for everything, usernames and all.

Person: Why do you call yourself Crab Meatballs?

Crab Meatballs: Because I can.

Person: Does it have any significance?

Crab Meatballs: No.

by Crab_meatballs November 20, 2022

The Crab

The Crab is a manoeuvre performed by a man following sex. The man follows the woman to the toilet, crouched down with him hands held out, cupped, ready to catch the dripping semen out of the vagina in a sideways fashion, similar to that of a crab.

Sheila loved it last night, just a shame I had to do "The Crab" afterwards.

by FalconPP May 28, 2021

Crab

Someone is being moody for no valid reason

Why is Sara being rude today?

I don’t know she’s being such a crab.

by Jenevieve123 April 1, 2019

Crab

If you look close enough you will notice two legs and jeans and two arms with claws on the end and two eyes sticking up and then it will ask for your money.

Friend 1: Dammet dude, I dropped my wallet in the water.
Crab: Ararragagagagahaha arrrgaarrarara wait until plankton sees my new strip club atrggrgggaga.

by mr krabs bank account May 13, 2020