Cookie Monster Show

A term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck.

Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.

by The Dark Lord of Bass December 29, 2007

Cookie Quencher

Another one of milk's many pseudonyms.

Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.

Damn these cookies won't digest. I need a cookie quencher!

by The Right v Wrong April 27, 2009

cookie monster eyes

a person who has eyes that look around the store

the old man who works at a hot dog stand has cookie monster eyes

by ant-tony July 31, 2009

chokin in the boys' room

Tha act of a male masterbating in the bathroom.

Has anyone seen Adam? He was supposed to have that software ready an hour ago! Sorry boss, he's spent the entire morning chokin in the boys' room.

by BigJGunz February 10, 2010

cookie muffin

-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin

-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.

What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?

by sweetpenguins December 12, 2010

cookiehooker

When a person isn't fat or chubby, but have some extra pounds that are hidden underneath the clothes.

Person 1: Is that guy chubby?
Person 2: No, I don't think so .. but maybe he's a cookiehooker.

by sqela July 6, 2011

cookiejuana

Another slang term for marijuana. It is often used to describe higher quality strains of sativa.

Hey I just picked up an eighth of the best cookiejuana around.

by black_smith July 3, 2012