Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!

Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.

by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025

Christmas Werewolf

When your significant other turns crazy and aggressive around Christmas time

My partner is super aggressive during Christmas time, it's like they turned into the Christmas Werewolf

by Willys Wonka November 14, 2025

Christmas Pizza

When a couple tries to set a romantic holiday mood, but one partner misreads the assignment and decorates the bedroom like a Papa John’s ad with twinkle lights.

Usage: “I said ‘sexy holiday vibe,’ not ‘Christmas Pizza,’ James.”

by Kenny Skittles ATX December 4, 2025

Christmas Piñata Treatment

The act of inserting a strung-out bundle of Christmas tree lights into the anus of a person, plugging the lights into an outlet, then slapping them across their body with a belt.

Hey Jackson, after class, can I treat you to the Christmas Piñata treatment

by drollermite86 December 5, 2025

Christmas Chimney Nut

The example: When you get stuck in chimney in santa costume, your bottom half od body hangs in the opening of the chimney and girl gives you a blowjob.

Last night me and my family tried "Christmas Chimney Nut", it was the best christmas family activity. The kids loved it.

by Emil Priškrtil December 24, 2025

Christmas Tree

A big 'ol tree where you can hang a lot of people. Keep the bodies hanging just like Christmas ornaments. Decorate your tree with hundreds of dead bodies.

The White Robed men chased a Black Criminal to put him on their Christmas Tree.

by Best User On Urban Dictionary December 24, 2025

Christmas Perineum

Just an update to let everyone know this term was first coined by Robert Lindsay Marcus on 19 Dec 2007.

That mysterious time between Christmas and New Years.

What are you doing during the Christmas Perineum this year?

by anonymous December 27, 2025