black guy's Christmas

The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents

Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(

by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021

Alaska Christmas Tree

An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.

So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.

by Finbarre June 12, 2021

Christmas Eve Eve

The day before Christmas Eve. All "Eve" holidays are better than the actual holiday because the day does not have to live up to the expectation of the real holiday. People are also usually off work on "eve's" so it is like everyones Friday night!!!

Happy Christmas Eve Eve!! Let's get Hammered!!!

by LindsNicP December 23, 2009

Christmas Came Early

1. When a happy suprirse arrives before Christmas, like a hot new date, awesome gift or magical experience.

2. Christmas-like experience — be it material, spiritual or festival — hapening ahead of schedule.

I took off his clothes and it was like Christmas Came Early!

by Mr. Magical December 6, 2012

Christmas blow job

When a male receives a blow job from a partner but does not return the favor

James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead of going down on her he went straight to sleep.

by Snorri S. Snorrason August 19, 2008

Christmas 5 Pack

Showing up to a Christmas celebration with a six-pack of beer, minus one.
A six-pack of beer with only 5 beers - a common occurrence with beers, the buyer has never tried.

For Greg's Christmas party I brought that new seasonal beer from New Belgium, but I had never tried it before (and I was thirsty on the drive over) so I gave him the Christmas 5 pack.

by 2horses December 24, 2009

wiccan christmas

Like hippie christmas, but this is when creepy goth kids pick through dumpsters looking for dead things so they can do god-knows-what with them.

"Dude, is that Evan digging through our dumpster?"
"Wait, what did you do with Muffy the Cat's body?"
"Oh, shit. Today is wiccan christmas, isn't it..."

by The Dude of Bong-itude July 16, 2008