Chili Waterfall

A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.

Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.

Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.

Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.

Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.

Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!

"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"

by Jack Trager August 13, 2023

Chili-Dog

The act of wiping your weiner between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean your penis off.

Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".

by Sabreraider April 19, 2024

Chili-Dog

The act of wiping your penis between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean it off.

Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".

by Sabreraider April 19, 2024

Lake Erie Chili

A sex position and rare delicacy where a top uses a funnel to fill a bottoms anus with baked beans before anal sex. After finishing, the beans are emptied out into a bowl and eaten with a light garnish.

I had Tom over for some Lake Erie Chili last night. it was quite tangy.

by elmo booty November 25, 2021

Chicago Chili Bucket

When you put a person into a deep hole and take turns shitting into the hole until they drown

“Did you hear Geoff fell into a hole?”
“Oh no, they’re going to make him into a Chicago chili bucket”

by Syntex March 5, 2024

Texas Chili Bowl

A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.

Dude, that guy got Texas Chili Bowled. Worst case I've ever seen.

by rockybfdi March 9, 2024

Chili Volcano

The act of pouring chili in someone’s asshole and then eating the chili out of their asshole

- “ONG that chili volcano hit the spot”.
- Matthew wants to get chili volcanoed.

by TheBallsGuy March 25, 2024