Crapenstance

An unwanted run-in with a stranger. It can be a brief or long encounter.

I just had the best Crapenstance. This homeless dude just tried to tell my fortune.

This nerd wouldn't stop singing on the subway, the whole time... Crapenstance.

by sqrell November 10, 2012

crapetite

When you're really just jonesing for a poop.

Do you know if they have a bathroom in there? I've got a real crapetite worked up.

by Gary Craptree October 16, 2013

crapagon

A hundred sided polygon, drawn in many various shapes and forms, such as the butterfly. Originated from a 5th grade math class.

Oh man, look at this crapagon.

by rippleGon October 19, 2013

crap tap

when you blame a particularly volatile defecation on someone else to hide the shame.

"man did you smell that stench from cubicle 23?
yeah, it was dickie, he crap tapped it out man!"

by the_berg November 7, 2013

Crapture

An event seemingly marking the end of times that occurs during an act of extreme defecation.

If Gerald could only see what I'm doing to his toilet, he'd think the Crapture is upon us.

by TurnipSoup_Parker March 7, 2016

Crappercash

The amount of money that is theoretically earned while taking a poop at work.

Mate, I just earned 5 big ones in crappercash, and by the way I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes or so, it stinks!

by Zombleton Smith January 4, 2017

crap lab

Another term for the lavatory, shitta, toilet, toot, wc.

Quick, i have a pain in the tummy, where's the nearest crap lab??

by Trakka February 26, 2017