Nose battle

When the car in the lane next to you slowly speeds up ever so slightly that the front of the car is ahead of you, then you speed up, then he speeds up again.

This douche bag was trying to challenge me in a nose battle on the highway today.

by slut1234 August 16, 2009

Combat Battle Wings

Before going down on a girl you use your teeth to pull out her tampon and with out letting go throwing it across the room.

You haven't gotten your wings until you gotten Combat battle wings

by Birdman1984 June 24, 2011

The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.

I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.

by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011

The Battle of Navarino

A battle during the Greek War of Independence. It was a critical naval battle that occurred in the Bay of Navarino. Where the British, French and Russian Navies stepped in to help the Greek revolutionaries against the Ottoman empire. You might say SAILED in! Harharhar... This battle has been the center of stress, hate, laughs, pain, achievement, failure, downfall, uprising and insanity for the past 3 months of my life. NHD will be avenged...

"The Battle of Navarino sure is interesting!"

"Not for 4 months straight. Fuck NHD!"

by Rob199619961996 January 26, 2012

Musical Battleships

Derivation of classic Battleships game, with less ships and music as missiles.

Rules:

- share music video you like
- if i like it a lot -> 3pts, or a little -> 2pts, or not -> 0pts
- then i fire back with a music video i like, and you score as above
- repeat

me: let's play Musical Battleships
you: <link to 'Friday', by Rebecca Black>
me: 0pts, you have no taste
me: <link to 'Brick', by Ben Folds Five>
you: 0pts
me: you have no taste and you have no heart
me: goodbye.

by drkatt June 20, 2012

cursor battle

When you see a friend's (or enemy's) cursor in a Google document and start virtually battling with it. Who ever leaves the document first wins.

"Dude, get your cursor outta here unless you want to start a cursor battle!"

by JC_Cali November 23, 2013

Thermostat Battle

The intense, although very sneaky, altercation where two or more inhabitants of the same living space continually adjust the thermostat to their respective preferred temperatures, without the knowledge of the other person(s).

I set my thermostat to 65 degrees last night, and now it's at 80! My roommate must be declaring a thermostat battle!

by Iamsogood April 24, 2014