Burrito Noche

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.

After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.

by iMeMyself January 1, 2012

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

burrito bomb

it's when you eat 4 burritos while bouncing, then you throw up the next day.

oh shit ALi had a serious burrito bomb last night

by beckfromvictorious November 25, 2016

cuban burrito

the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime

Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.

by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019

burrito bunny

a Hispanics girl whos' into white guys

that beaner is a burrito bunny

by rice bunny lover October 20, 2023

Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019

Burrito Buddy

A burrito that you are intimate with to completion AND you eat it afterwards.

If you don't eat it completely, it's still just a burrito that you had relations with.

My Burrito Buddy satisfied me in more ways than one.

by Not Veles' minion June 7, 2022