Home Buffet

the act of searching your kitchen for food that is
appealing to the appetite - so you lower your standards and repeat the search in lieu of dining out.

John said he didn't want to go out, as he was hitting the home buffet.

by Rye Lan January 14, 2013

crimson buffet

Eating a girl out while shes on her period

My girl's on the rag so I totally ate at the crimson buffet.

by voodoo.123 October 30, 2013

nut buffer

nuht buhf-fer

noun; the human tongue, used in a sexually derogatory fashion

verb; the sexual act of licking a man's testicles with exhausting vigor

See also; cunt scrubber

1. Langston needs to quit wagging his nut buffer and get back to work!

2. My girlfriend gave me a serious nut buffer. Dig deep, baby. Dig deep.

by Mr. Magnificent the Elder March 20, 2014

Baby Buffalo

Someone who is weak and helpless, just like a baby buffalo in Africa.
Also, can be said as "baby buff."

Josh, quit being such a baby buffalo.

by Pacalo February 25, 2015

Steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.

by Diggin12 January 15, 2016

mike beffel

Faggot

Don't be a mike beffel

by Mike beffel September 14, 2016

The Buffalo Wing

The act of repeatedly thrusting an erect penis into the underarm (armpit) of a willing and excited participant.

Couldn't titty fuck her, had to do the buffalo wing instead, it was extra saucy.

by Bobberrtt00 September 15, 2016