Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021

Blonde

Gay with no friends and often with no one who likes them

That guy is a blonde

by Male blonde May 3, 2021

Blondes are hot

They are

Blondes are hot

by VenomousPit21 May 5, 2021

blond bisexual bridesmaid

A prostitute

johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free

by Allastor May 11, 2021

blondie quandie

what you would call someone that looks blonder than usual

Wow Zoe, you look like a blondie quandie right now.

by rb133 June 19, 2021

Blonde

The name of a blonde person’s hair colour

boy 1: he’s a blond
boy 2: nah bro, his hair is blond. he’s a blonde

by Raceyrocket July 10, 2021

blondesunoo

will carry you in genshin and is the best mommy ever

i love blondesunoo

by rubedo667 July 20, 2021