you know what, i dont give a bloody shit

What you say when youve just had enough and cant be bovered to listen to someone drone on for any longer.

geography teacher: today we are learning about global warming

!st person: global warming will soon cause massive destruction and in about 40 generations global death.

2nd person:do you know what, i dont give a bloody shit.

by daisyssis21 December 8, 2009

Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.

Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

by Randomdude990 May 9, 2016

Bloody Gunk

A blood mixed solid that comes out of the anus of a human or living thing.

The bloody gunk smelled of a rotten petri dish when it came out.

by Hgerm December 30, 2020

Bloody Dane

A term given to Red Heads. Around 1900, in a village close to the city of Liverpool, it was recorded that ‘if a redheaded man ventured to come to the door on New Year’s Eve as a ‘first-foot’, he was driven away and called a bloody Dane’.

did you see that man who walked into town this new years?
yeah he’s a bloody dane and needs to go!

by Bloody Dane January 23, 2022

bloody koobideh

n. The result when a man engages in coitus with a woman who is currently on her menstrual period.

v. The act of the aforementioned noun.

n. Dat girl didn't tell me it was that time of the month and for all of my work, I ended up with blue balls and a bloody koobideh.

v. Dat girl don't know it yet, but she is about to be koobidehed.

by DonkeyDung October 16, 2008

Bloody Hairy

The act of dipping bloody swollen hemorroidal tissue into a sexual partners mouth.

similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"

Last night was just dreamy, Randy gave me my first Bloody Hairy and it was more than I ever imagined it would be, better than a Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer combined!

by Filthyrichie March 28, 2013

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024