birthday steal

A birthday steal is when you steal something/someone on your birthday. You could say it's your birthday year, and steal whatever the FUCK you wanT!!!!!

Bro: steals your fucking dog
Bro: WTF BRO!!?!?!?
Bro: Bro, don't worry!! That was my birthday steal

by AcornBerry December 26, 2022

Birthday privilege

A more polite or subtle version of the phrase ‘birthday sex’, suggesting sexual favours or attention from one’s partner.

“We’ve both been working a lot lately but I’m hoping Sharon will give me birthday privileges tonight”

by Tim Peters November 9, 2023

eighteenth birthday

When you become a legal adult and you can make your own decisions but your parents or any one older than you thinks you are still a child.

"It's her eighteenth birthday so she's going to get a tattoo."
"She thinks she's so grown because its her eighteenth birthday."

by Theimpracticaljokersarestilltr April 3, 2016

Birthday

A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.

It’s my birthday! One year closer to death.

by The CB unhitch May 13, 2021

Scottish Birthday

When Troopy gets old

Oi it's his Scottish Birthday innit

by abitdodgey August 15, 2023

hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg

today MARCH 19/ EVERYDAY = day of doug birth

happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters

hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg

by sHIT HURRICANE March 19, 2019

Birthday rule

if your birthday is in the month of an even number than you could celebrate all of that month but if your birthday is in the month of an odd number u only can celebrate til the next week after your actual birth date, with the exception of the first month of the year.

Julie is celebrating her birthday all month, because she filling the birthday rule.

by Dr.WMA October 14, 2020