silky banana

when you cum in a condom and feel it touching your dick

This bitch ain’t on birth control so i got stuck with a silky banana

by silkybanana August 6, 2021

Honey Banana

That state after a long makeout session or other pre-sexual activity whereby some cruel evil bitch just leaves a poor fella all erect, with pre-cum on his dick, blue balls and a bad case of unexpressed sexual tension.

Tim: so did you seal the deal with that chic you went out with yesterday?
Ted: Fuckin bitch!, she had us making out for like 30 mins then just leaves me there all honey banana! . Had to finish myself off after a very hard walk back home.

by Dr.GregoryHouse January 10, 2018

Banana plantation

House where a lot of dudes live.

Wow, I thought that party was going to be cool, but it was at a total banana plantation.

by Maxomillo June 8, 2018

Chocolate Banana

When two people have anal sex and when the guy pulls out of the anus. There is shit on his penis so his sex partner proceeds to suck all the shit off of the cock.

Damn, Emma really gave Wyatt that Chocolate Banana the other day.

by KaiShotto May 8, 2020

banana Jesus

The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).

"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

banana margarita

when you are having sexual intercourse and the male urinates in the females mouth.

we were gettin freaky and then he gave me a banana margarita!

by muddybananas69 January 26, 2011

Irony Banana

When you lay down a banana in a Mario Kart game just to hit it on your next tap.

I thought that I was being smart by laying a banana in the narrow turn, but it turned into an irony banana when I hit it on the next lap.

by Suit Boy January 2, 2012