by Coldesteverin April 22, 2023
A guy who takes things in the form of robbing,breaking into homes,or finessing.
More of a Advanced Stick Up Kid
More of a Advanced Stick Up Kid
Tasha don’t pull your wallet out around Tyrone,I here’s he’s the bandit boy of the town.
A guy who takes things in the form of robbing,breaking into homes,or finessing.
More of a Advanced Stick Up Kid
A guy who takes things in the form of robbing,breaking into homes,or finessing.
More of a Advanced Stick Up Kid
by Lonnieman June 24, 2019
dis domwni is a chromosome bandit
by Largest Lad January 21, 2019
The most mischevious person known to mankind who loves crimes like arson, assault, sexual assault, harassment, sexual harassment, human trafficking, murder, and a few more
"Yo you heard about Banditical in the news?"
"Yeah dude, I saw he burned down an orphanage after losing a match in Rainbow Six Siege, thats crazy!"
"Yeah dude, I saw he burned down an orphanage after losing a match in Rainbow Six Siege, thats crazy!"
by Tainted Farmer July 29, 2023
by Stretch AKA Slim October 29, 2023
TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha
The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…
by Pushmataha January 30, 2023
A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning
by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017