boner clutch 

When you pop the clutch and bone-er! most of the time you pop er into first, second, third, forth, and fifth and then hit top speed and blow your engine or possibly skip a gear and grind your transmission... when done you put the boner clutch into neutral and coast it out.

Man I was with a girl last night.. I popped the clutch and boned her!! My boner clutch never fails me..

boner clutch by ICE BOY May 4, 2008

Boner Jams 

When you and all your friends have boners and sit around dressed up like Bob Marley smoking weed and jamming out.

Also can be used as a greeting.

"Dude lets go listen to some boner jams today"
"Bro whats up?" Looks into eyes of friend...."Boner Jam"

Boner Jams by Boner Master 927 November 9, 2009

Boner Sauce

The outcome of a boner (problem).

When the fire alarm was pulled today, the school got in some deep boner sauce.

Boner Sauce by What a Boner March 17, 2011

Boner Nose 

1. noun - A nose being abnormally large in proportion to other facial features.
2. proper noun - Person having such a nose.

"We call my buddy's neighbor 'boner nose'"

Boner Nose by Dafodude October 8, 2004

Boner Air

An explaination of a failed attempt (most commonly used in referance to a trick in any extreme sport such as skateboarding) in which the board or other object sticks up in an uncommon fassion resembling a "boner".

Bob - "whoa! Dude, did you see billy air out of that ramp? What the heck was That supposed to be?

Joe - "I have no clue, but he sure got some serious boner air!"

Boner Air by Kevlar 505 August 1, 2010

Boner Donor 

The cadaver required for a female to male transgender transition.

Alex used to be Alice, before they found a boner donor to complete his transition.

Boner Donor by Fatfunnyman November 22, 2018

Boner Jousting 

When two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. The first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. A case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification. The loser will have to give a hand job to the winner.

alex smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"

bennett - "sweet who won?"

alex - "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"

Boner Jousting by qwerty9183 January 5, 2011