Bender your honour

Used as a repeated excuse, for unforgivable behaviour, as a result of drinking too much

(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Bendgened

When you get burned, dissed or shut down by a school teacher or professor.

Damn! I got bendgened after I asked Mr. Smith why he has this excuse for a job.

by Lesser427 February 15, 2006

bendidit

The easiest way to get out of anything, everyone knows that bendidit. Originally pronounced as Ben did it, but it's so commonly used that it was shortened to one word so you can pronounce it easier/faster.

Guy - "Hey, who put up that definition for bendidit on urban dicitionary"

Guy that put it up - "Bendidit"

by Huitzilopochtli January 20, 2009

bendy-sucker

the only way for a man to suck himself is to get two of his lower ribs removed therefore he is bendy enough to not need a girl to do it for him.

omg! did u hear that your boyfriend is a bendy-sucker? i never new....

by cuppycakerz November 15, 2009

Bendelshnits

A word used for exclaiming extreme happiness/sadness that doesnt sound like English, which makes it all the more fun to say! Not to be confused with any German words...

Friend 1: I made you a really awesome chocolate cake!
Friend 2: Awww, bendelshnits!

Friend 1: My brother got hit by a bus yesterday!
Friend 2: Aw, bendelshnits.

by NatureValley Barbie July 29, 2011

Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch

A nickname for Benedict Cumberbatch.

"Isn't that the guy called Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch from the show Sherlock?"

by Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch May 27, 2018

Bendigo

When you enjoy an alcoholic bender with your aboriginal buddies.

(Australian)

“Hey Terrence, would you like to play pool tonight”
“Nah yeah nay Peter, i’ve Got a proper bendigo planned with some of my mates from south town”
“Fair dinkum”

by Inqu’aanate September 4, 2019