austin riffle

Biggest stoner in the world with a extreaty small penis

Austin riffle you look stoned and your dick is small as hell

by Austin riffle April 22, 2017

Austin

KS❤️🔐

Austin loves KS❤️🔐

by Fieoddjfj November 6, 2021

Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough

An Austin Yarbrough is an elite athlete who can lock down literally anything. He can lock down an open door, a school, and even Michael Phoenix. Legend has it, Austin Yarbrough is the first ever corner in football history, and he stays in his young form to teach others about his mighty skillz.

A cornerback in football who is at an elite level

"Hey, we close at 9."
Okay, I'll go Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough the doors so nobody will get in while we close."
What an elite athlete

by I need something to do October 19, 2018

Austin

A very little guy with anger issues that has an incredibly SMALL penis and is possibly gay. You never know. If they rage out a lot they are for sure anal blasters

Austin is a raging homo

by Sizzle6969 February 5, 2018

austin bergen

Undefinable, oddly sexual, unforgettable deeply confused, biggest simp imaginable and in the closet.

Did you hear about Austin Bergen today.

by Lukebrown912 September 23, 2020

Austin

A devilish cunt.

“Did you talk to Cameron lately? He’s been such an austin lately”

by TruckNutsLicker December 7, 2023

Austin Dubbs

A small imaginary town in Texas consisting of bad jokes and ear-rape dubstep

I can't believe he went to Austin Dubbs

by ThatOneGuyInTheFront May 3, 2018