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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
by a guy thing October 13, 2022
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I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
I had the most disturbing dream ever last night
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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The Last Ember

A person who walks alone, betrayed by those they once trusted. They no longer seek friendship, speak only truth, fear no one but God, and stand apart from the world they once tried to belong to. A soul that burns quietly—not with rage, but with conviction—and refuses to die out, even when surrounded by coldness and silence.
They called him The Last Ember because even when everyone else turned away, he still spoke truth without fear.
by The last ember June 10, 2025
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Last Tango in Halifax

Cocktail made with orange tango pop and cheap vodka
Les Battersby poured himself a Last Tango in Halifax inside his lonely North Wales caravan
by thebyrnedboy November 23, 2023
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jace idek his last name and idc

you are a SCAMMER. CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED. anyways this is a horrible very canceled person we must make sure to comment clown emojis on his instagram. also p.s im writing a book and he is brutally murdered my bad my bad anyways even though he is canceled his cousin is rlly nice so we love her🥰🥰🥰🥰 anyways yes bye bye SLAYEEDDD THATT
jace idek his last name and idc is canceled.
by V4g!na<3 February 27, 2022
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last chook

The art of taking the head of ones penis in the fist and pulling it up straight in the air leaving the testicles dangling.
The last chook at woolworth's.
by Ben March 29, 2003
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