nappy arse

Someone who claims to have a big arse but in reality it’s painful to look at.

That Kurt Dillion fella has a huge fucking nappy arse

by Bupppp January 16, 2020

monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

Fag my arse

The want to put a penis in your ass

I wanted to fag my arse yesterday.

by Drew Jace 2003 October 31, 2019

Arse Bones

The bones found in ones arse

My arse bones are killing me after last nights antics with shaggs aye

by Chewbac July 09, 2022

arse rattled

Anal sex

Getting your arse rattled is a term for given or taking anal sex

by J197G September 03, 2017

arse rattled

Anal sex

You are going to get your arse rattled, i.e. Your going to get anal sex

by J197G September 03, 2017

arse burn

After a hot or spicy food often a curry when your ring peice looks like the Japanese flag and feels like a chewed tomato. "arse burn"

After that curry lads, my arse is burning. Feels like an empty headlock. "arse burn"

by JesusMcJesusFace January 01, 2019