Alicja Klapot

The most beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, funny, sweet, sexy woman that you could ever have the pleasure of meeting. She might look like she has a heart of stone, but don’t judge her by her blinding beauty. If you are bold enough to pluck up the courage to speak to this absolute worldie, then you will soon realise that she is the most kind hearted, friendly, woman that you will ever come across. There are literally no negatives to be said about her but the only flaw that she has is that she seriously lacks in self-confidence and struggles to take a compliment, which is really quite funny seeing as no matter where she is, she gets complimented by anyone that is lucky enough to be in her presence. She has eyes that you could get lost in forever, bluer than the deepest ocean or the brightest of clear blue skies. Quite simply, words cannot describe how beautiful this woman is. Her beauty is ineffable. A true princess, who deserves nothing but the best out of life. Anybody that is lucky enough to capture the heart of this stunning woman should feel honoured and privileged to be given her affection, and should do absolutely anything to keep her happy because she will be the best thing that will ever happen to you. She is the sort of woman that any man would love to marry, because she is destined to be the greatest wife and mother that this world has got to offer 💖

Alicja Klapot is so much more than what any man could ever dream of

by #secretadmirer August 17, 2019

Alice Kelly

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)

Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Alice Kelly

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)

Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Alice weekes

A girl with an ass the size of Jupiter

Juidus: woah look at that ass
Jesus: I’m going in for the squeeze
Juidus: you need a prayer and a sacrifice to god to squeeze an ass as hot as an Alice Weekes

by Yourboihalliwayyyyy December 10, 2019

alaics

being a part of @allneedys on twitters friends group

local: kinda wanna be mutuals with @allneedys
local 2: you need to be an alaics first for ha to complete the mutual dumbass

by allneedys October 26, 2019

Alice'd

To be stolen of the opportunity of answering/punishing, via someone else coming along and taking it from you in a speedy manor.

"Dude, I was going to answer that question, but you just barged in like an asshole."

"Haha you got fucking Alice'd."

by Nickingoo October 28, 2019

Alice

Alice is crazy, funny and an amazing friend. She can be possessive sometimes and a bit stubborn. If she doesn’t like someone she lets them know. Alice is gorgeous and any guy would be lucky to have her. She is the most loyal person ever and will always be by your side.

Guy 1: I’m going to ask out Alice

Guy 2: Sorry dude, she’s taken

by pseudonympepsi123 November 3, 2019