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Alaskan Exfoliation

The act of laying on the floor, bending ones legs over their head, and shitting on ones own face, like how sewage dribbles out of New York sewage pipes.
Man I got so bored last night I gave myself an Alaskan Exfoliation.
by anonfoxer December 3, 2020
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alaskan escalator

The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs
I cant believe Emily let me do the Alaskan escalator to her I hope her jaw is ok.
by Neji512 December 13, 2020
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Alaskan Snow Dog

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.
"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."

"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"
by Kinky addicts. December 22, 2020
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alaskan rat

when person A put's his/her nogin into another one's anus. Person B will shit into person's A mouth. Then they would both suck on the turd until it disolves. Turning the turd into what seems to be a rat with 20 STDS.
omg i wanna alaskan rat that sexy matteo
by ppman24 November 25, 2020
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Alaskan Bobsledders

A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.
"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"
by SenorChooch November 26, 2020
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Alaskan Float

When a Man or Woman pours a float into their partner's anus.
Timmy gave his girlfriend Jenna an Alaskan Float.
by SoggyToothbrush December 27, 2020
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Alaskan Snow Twister

When a woman proceeds to throw snow on a mans cock and give him an indian burn style hand job.
I was on a buisness trip to alaska and found hooker for the night and she gave me an alaskan snow twister. I woke up sore the next day.
by Gagmag January 4, 2021
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