Asshole wrapped in bacon

The utter most worst smelling thing ever smelt before.

Person A: woah dude you smell that?
Person B: Fuck! teah! thats smells like ASSHOLE WRAPPED IN BACON!
Person C: haha sorry guys, that was me.

by Ehemlin85 January 13, 2009

Asshole buddies

During WW2, sex was hard to get, and masturbation and fellatio were totally unacceptable practices. But in a foxhole environment asshole buddies could sodomize each other, in turn, without problem, as long as it was kept on the down low.

I get along pretty good with Pvt X. We're asshole buddies.

I'll bet those guys are asshole buddies.

by Kriskokid December 13, 2006

asshole bitch

Exactly as you'd think, some one whose being an asshole and a bitch at a same time

"My manager Daisy is such an asshole bitch"

by HonziPonzi December 3, 2006

Asshole wrapped in bacon

The most horrible stench to ever touch ones nose.

A smell that would made one seriously think about taking his own life to take a retour away from it.

Example 1: Austin- hehehehe
James- Holy Shit! what is that?!? That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon!
Austin- No that smells like 7 taco bell bean buritos.

Example 2: Austin- *Sprays body spray*
James- Dude. Stop. That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon.

by Ehemlin87 March 4, 2009

Asshole Bombah~!

Some describe it as a weak kick to the face, but in actuality, the user removes their detachable penis, attaches it to the bottom of their foot and stabs the opponent in the eye with it.

The penis lies undetected because it is so small.

by J2k3 March 25, 2003

Asshole-elousy

When someone does something in a manner such as an asshole would do.

Mike's asshole-elousy became apparent when he kicked me in the nuts

by chrisitcontagious September 21, 2003

Asshole Scale

A scale with which to measure someone's level of jerkishness. It numbers from 1-10.

You, my friend, just went up another notch on the Asshole Scale!

by ruk182 February 7, 2010