Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".

You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!

by Poppa Capp January 01, 2014

Cunt Crackers

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.

Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.

by Rompinthomspon November 03, 2021

penny crackers

a string of small firecrackers tied together and set to go off in sequence when the fuse is lit.

Jimmy got fined for setting off penny crackers in the parking lot.

by uh1989 June 04, 2009

jive cracker

An Uncommon Phrase Used by the Blacks to describe a Crazy White Person.

White: I'm Gonna go jump off that cliff into a river!
Black: Whatchu Talkin' Bout Jive Cracker!

by PrideofSyn November 19, 2013

cum cracker

when a white guy or girl is a pick me

maddy: “ayo your being cum cracker”
mckayla: “no im not!”

by deez mf nuts. May 06, 2022

banana crackers

One who has lost their temper and starts to throw objects out of frustration

That man went banana crackers because he lost electricity and couldn't watch the football game

by gypsygirlyah December 31, 2017

vampire cracker

A picked off scab

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.

by SnowBunnyAK47 September 24, 2015