Jake Paul

A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.

Person: oh hey, do you watch Jake Paul?

Me: no.

Person: well-

Me: no.

by Cheesepuff111 May 22, 2018

jake hamilton

Jake Hamilton is a funny,rebellious,sexy,daring,unpredictable and sporty person if you know a Jake Hamilton you are one of the luckiest people alive

OMG I JUST SAW A JAKE HAMILTON

by Niugnep789 April 19, 2018

average jake

An average size for a penis

He has an average jake. Its the perfect size.

by Romaxx May 28, 2017

Wake & Jake

Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.

I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.

by Elastico Gomez May 7, 2018

Jake Pauler

A Jake Pauler is a subscriber to Jake Paul that are usually 7 years old and that have an IQ that is 20 also there mental span is 2 minutes

person one Are you a Jake Pauler

Person two no

Person one lol I'm gonna dab on you cause you a hater dab dab

by Miner mc March 5, 2018

jake dewing

Some insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering

Who's Jake Dewing? 'An insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering'

by Xx_PickleVonTickle_xX May 10, 2018

jake hubbard

Arsehole

Jake hubbard was an arsehole but he thinks he is no such thing.

by Rythum stick January 15, 2018