putting the kids to bed

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.

At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.

by Demron September 18, 2008

Bed Hair

the molting of the pubic hair with the evidence found in beds

Crap ive got bed hair, i wont sleep for a week

by Bucko February 6, 2003

Philadelphia Bunk Bed

A Philadelphia Bunk Bed is when two people sit on the toilet at the same time with one pooping normally and the other pooping in the top part of the toilet (water tank).

Charlie: That Chipotle was amazing. Too bad there is only one toilet.

Frank: It's ok, we can pull a Philadelphia Bunk Bed.

by Detective Jinx November 14, 2017

Squeaky-Bed-Game

Also known as SBG - it is the act of participating in sex of some sort, on a bed, that squeaks.

"Did you hear Rob and Janice last night, Then must have been playing the Squeaky-Bed-Game."

by Raven-Tabarez October 5, 2009

red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

by Keith678 January 1, 2017

Carolina King Bed

2 twin mattresses on the floor.

We just moved into this abandoned crack house, it came with a Carolina King Bed.

by Jefferson Maverick June 27, 2012

Lightning McQueen Bed

The type of bed that your parents like to go Skeert-Skeert and move there pistons.

Person 1: I saw my parents on the Lightning McQueen Bed
Person 2: And did what
Person 3: Creating life

by WalkerSoup February 27, 2020