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Jacob Harris

A little annoying rat that poops his pants and doesn't clean it up and eats way to much cheese.
He also sucks at every game he plays because his favorite game is 2k which is actually trash and is the same game every year but somehow he thinks it is actually good, his brain is literally mushy brain soup.
Jacob Harris says "NbA 2K iS gOoD gUyS i SwEaR"
by Wee Tod October 29, 2020
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Jacob of the Year

(noun) award given to someone that showcases the Jacob-like it factor.

They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).
Person A: How's that new guy on the team this year? I think Matt is his name.
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!
by Petey McSweety June 16, 2020
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Jacob graves

A fat ass who thinks he is Batman but he is tentacles2766
by I am the Batman July 25, 2023
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Jacob Mungai

The best person in the world. A very sexy boy with a great personality. Gets all the birds and is extremely athletic and charismatic.
Bird: Jacob Mungai is such a sexy lad.
by Adam Case November 22, 2021
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Jacob Hathaway

WHEN YOU FIRST SEE JACOB ONE WORD COMES TO YOUR MIND !!! It’s thick !! Like damn I imagine his dick is huge too
hunk Jacob Hathaway is such a hunk

Jacob means hunk
by Djebvega January 27, 2018
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jacob markowski

A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.
Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh
by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013
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Jacob stockton

Jacob can be a little wankstain but I really do love him as my mate , I remember when we all slept in my back garden in a tent and he pissed in a lucozade bottle and threw it over someone's fence .
by Toby mcgurk November 22, 2021
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