Weed Belly

As like a beer belly, a puffed out stomach obtained by marijuana use. These people usually can't control the munchies

"Kev, I'm gonna be honest man: your gut is protruding and is killin your chances with any bitches."

"yeah man. My weed belly is getting a little outta hand. Stupid munchies..."

by Drewbie Wan Kanobie December 28, 2011

weed whacked

Being stopped from smoking weed. Derived from the terms cock block and twat swat.

I was going to smoke this fat ass blunt with my homies but then my girlfriend weed whacked me and forced me to stay in.

by hibot25 October 25, 2011

Weed Time

When a person is mentally a physically slowed because of either being under the influence of weed or long term exposure to weed. When someone is on Weed Time they are much less productive and have a "fuck it" attitude

"Where is Brain? hes 30 minutes late to work"
"He hasn't been on time in a month, he must be on Weed Time

by Erics_infernal_Majesty April 26, 2010

chem weed

Herb grown with chemicals. Usually inferior to organic hydroponically grown. Hippies will tell you its bad for you cause, otherwise, its like some damn vitamins.

Smoke that chem weed? Fuck you!

by Tad Ghostal October 27, 2006

Tumblr Weed

A person who is addicted to posting on their tumblr blog, they are out of control like a weed.

Ash: Did you just reblog me?

Kyri: Yeah man, I don't have any original thoughts of my own.

Ash: You sir are a tumblr weed.

Kyri: Damn :(

by followme August 7, 2011

z weed

Weed in the tv show "Z-Nation" fertelized by the rotting corpses of zombies. Strain 42 roomored to be cute to zombie virus.

Holly shit the z weed made the zombie talk. Scientist in weed lab.

by PACK42Zona December 1, 2017

Dokken Weed

–noun

1.

Low grade marijuana that one would expect to find in a groundscore at a Dokken concert.

2.
Marijuana of exceptionally poor quality.

Q: Hey, what's that awful stench over there?

A: Oh, it's just some losers rockin' the dokken weed.

by UberDemon May 1, 2010