Fudge Smuggle

To engage in anal with one individual, then remove your shit-smeared appendage, and insert it in another individuals anus.

Richard Simmons is quite the fudge smuggler

by Derik McKickyourass December 10, 2008

Fudge muffin

When a male or female takes a dump in a slightly larger persons belly button (a person that may have a muffin top)

Man: Yo Steve, I just gave Susie a fudge muffin last night!
Steve: dude, you're nasty!!!

by Cherry _ blossom 69 April 10, 2017

fudge in a fart box

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.

"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"

by In the gutter, as usual December 11, 2016

fudge tetris

The act of having spontaneous anal sex and poking a turd on entry.

My girlfriend randomly wanted anal in the park today, had to play fudge Tetris to get all the way in there.

by Anfkiller March 06, 2024

T-County Fudge Pop

When hitting a girl from behind, you get shit dick and she then proceeds to lick the feces off your genitals.

I heard one guy got shit dick and gave a girl a T-County Fudge Pop.

by The Wern August 04, 2021

fudge cake

A silly person that's done something stupid

I put my phone in the fridge and tried to call you on the milk, I'm such a fudge cake.

by Lilibet123 September 29, 2018

fudge felon

A homiesexual state of being so extreme it transcends norms to a criminal degree

“You ever talk to John David?”

“Yeah, He’s such a total fudge felon”

by FlamboyantFudgeFelon March 17, 2022