Alaskan fudge-sicle

The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving

I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...

by Helga von Cheesefinger October 5, 2017

fudge puddle

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.

"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"

by fudgepantsquarejob November 29, 2014

Fudge Pack

Anal

At the fudge factory, Johnny slipped and one thing led to another - he accidentally fudge packed Seth.

by Dillickle August 17, 2021

Cherry Fudge

The act of eating a woman's butthole and vaginas after she has shat, without wiping, while on her period.

Sally: want some cherry fudge?

Jack: corn free?

by Bigpapasmurf8769 July 31, 2018

Fudge Finger

The art of wiping your turd covered fingers on the bathroom walls or objects after accidentally jousting your anus during a wipe.

Larry fudge fingered the toilet roll and walls of the bathroom stall after accidentally jousting his puckered starfish with his finger.

by Crimson clam sauce June 24, 2024

Fudge Swirl

When a man shits and cums in your ass at the same time.

E-excuse me sir, but can you pwease give me a fudge swirl

by JohnnahSeo November 13, 2020

Fudge nugget

Somthing to say instead of cussing

Me:stubs to
Me "aw fudge nuggets"

by Sammyboi334 June 14, 2019