McGowan Syndrome

A disorder that enlarges your gums and gives you and may give you uncontrollable urges to do the following: Continually go to Greasy Grove in Fortnite, Unable to purchase bed frames, Go Skimboarding with Coley and James along with other symptoms. If you or a friend is exhibiting these symptoms, go and see a doctor right away.

His gums are huge because he has McGowan syndrome!

by McGowan Syndrome Care Center May 22, 2018

daly syndrome

when members of the daly family are born with small cute noses and faces another aspect of it is developing grey hair at a young age however the main aspect is being very short and looking like a fairy/elf

eg. niall daly has a case of daly syndrome

by carolan08 March 11, 2024

caliyah syndrome

an insecure dumbass who has staring problems and just hates you for no reason

a fat insecure girl who stares thathas caliyah syndrome

by anonymous January 31, 2024

Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome

Post Jumpscare Syndrome is used to describe the state of shock one enters after a 'jumpscare' (an abrupt scare which is unexpected, usually found in horror games/movies). Post Jumpscare Syndrome typically lasts for several minutes, at the most 5 minutes in total (by some accounts).

Mr. Case was playing a scary game then got jumpscared by a creepy figure, he then suffered from Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome.

by Vintage Cardinal October 25, 2025

passover syndrome

TFW ordinary people suddenly wake up to the negative results of privileged exploitation.

Ordinary person: "Wah"
Superior Person: Oh, you've just got Passover Syndrome.

by wildgraf October 22, 2018

Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.

I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'

by mojoroberts December 24, 2016

Mean midget syndrome

Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.

The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019