burton syndrome

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

by T65T August 27, 2023

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Belli Syndrome

When you can't resist the urge to say "sussy baka"

Example of Belli Syndrome: "Have you seen William? He's such a sussy baka UwU Ara Ara"

by Maybe I am a Claus August 1, 2021

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SEDS (sudden elderly death syndrome)

When that old bitch fine, but then really not fine.

“Did your grandfather suffer from SEDS (sudden elderly death syndrome)?”
“Yea he died”

by Nayomiey November 19, 2023

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Matoti syndrome

A period of time a girl goes through after a break up. There are still feelings remaining for the partner.

What happened to Ashely? She’s down lately.
- yeah she has Matoti syndrome

by Unknownlegend April 13, 2019

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Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?

Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024

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