Cock

a. a rooster

b. a shlong

two guys are in the restroom

man 1 waves at man 2
man 2: nice cock
man 1: thanks bestie

by slut4maryjane January 12, 2022

samurai ranch cock

A very delicious meal indeed

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!

by big dick kai February 21, 2022

Guacing Cock

1.When you are getting some sweet head (Similar to sloppy toppy)
2. A situation in which you are being screwed over but it is either funny or the results are still good.

1. " Bro that soro-ri-whore from the party last night was good at guacing cock"

2. Person 1: Bro jess and chelsea are both trying to get with you man.

Person 2: You gotta be guacing my cock bro they are both too fine to decide.

by Ligmacorp April 14, 2021

Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.

Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.

by jaggazoom November 11, 2017

bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

Cock Day Photo

world day of send dick pick to our friend, of u want screen it, and rate the Dick.

cock day photo Meana: Send a picture of your dick to your friends who ask for it.

by azzeee October 4, 2020

cock hawker

A male organ's "lugi" after the climax of pleasure.

I awkwardly walked in on Frank as his last cock hawker hit his sticky keyboard.

by Laydown89 September 19, 2016