your mother wears army boots

During WWII prostitutes who followed the troops around, sometimes wore army boots or combat boots. It's akin to calling some one's mother a prostitute.

"your mother wears army boots" is a vintage version og a "your momma" insult.

by geeflyboy March 3, 2011

tossin your own salad

performing oral sex on your self

you cant get none if you must toss your own salad

by shel rizza June 10, 2006

Keep your eggs in ya ovaries

A slightly sexist way to tell someone to calm down.

Swaggerella: OMG I just have so much swag im gonna die!

Random: OMG Keep your eggs in ya ovaries!

Harry Styles: Hey I just thought I would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.

by Swaggerella September 3, 2012

National hug your boyfriend day

National Hug your boyfriend on the 1st of November

Hug your boyfriend all round earth 🌍 start spreading the news
National hug your boyfriend day

by Boxthing09 October 28, 2019

Come get your grape juice

An exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.

Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!

by r_account December 3, 2014

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.

Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!

by Black§Pearl January 12, 2004

Love you, love your show

Opening sentiments given to a call-in radio show from a regular listener.

Radio DJ: "Caller #1"
Caller #1: "Love you, Love your show. I'd like to comment on the story involving..."

by MichelleCreek March 25, 2011