The theory of balls states that all living things have some sort of ball shaped organ or segment in their body. This can range from cells, bacteria, or even testicles.
“Hey have you heard of The Theory of Balls?”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
by anonymous September 7, 2021
Get the Theory of Ballsmug. When your having sex with a girl doggystyle and your're about to climax you shove your thumb in her butthole, flip her so she does a rollypolly and you climax on her face
by mystery6969 December 28, 2014
Get the Bowling balledmug. The forgotten 4th brother of the Ball family. Brother to Lamelo, Lonzo and LiAngelo Ball and son of the GOAT Lavar Ball. He got deported to Africa after his dad deemed his basketball skills "for the monkeys". He currently lives in the Congo.
by Ellen Parent April 3, 2025
Get the LeKongolo Ballmug. A term originally coined in 1557, it means going in deep and hard. The term was originally used to refer to being balls deep (hence the plural "balls" to the singular "wall"), but was later "christianized," with most of the original history forgotten and replaced with steam engines, and eventually fighter planes.
He had me balls to the wall of my tight asshole.
Or
In that gloryhole, I was balls to the wall, and boi howdy, it was worth it.
Or
In that gloryhole, I was balls to the wall, and boi howdy, it was worth it.
by Calcifer from Oly June 15, 2022
Get the Balls to the Wallmug. Noun - used to describe a girl you are talking to in a more than friends way but not in a relationship with. The person is typically highly contested for. The term "my ball" has been popularised by content creator and rapper DDG when referring to India Love, another popular social media personality. When saying "my ball" the user of the term is referring to sport and their "possession" of the woman in question.
"yo bro that's my ball" "bro my ball being dribbled by another guy right now" "that's my ball there back off bro"
by refthat'sourball June 12, 2025
Get the Ballmug. by jdfjjgor September 5, 2021
Get the ballsmug. by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024
Get the Lick my ball sackmug.