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I am so gay for you right now

A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
by weeksfree February 9, 2010
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Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
by LonePooper December 17, 2019
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I didn't know you were chill like that

I Didn't Know You Were Chill Like That, originally known as I Didn’t Realize You Were Chilling Dog, refers to a viral video trend on TikTok that involves one person in a car, predominantly a Tesla, giving a peace sign or hang ten sign to someone annoyed at their behavior. The trend started in mid-2022 on TikTok.
Walter white: Jesse do you wanna cook?
Jesse: Mr White I didn't know you were chill like that!
by Adolf Peterson October 17, 2022
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Can I put my Balls in yo jaws

CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS
by theteeheegod1 December 7, 2021
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I found some cats outside my house

Used when you want to attract the attention of a large crowd of people by decieving everyone by thinking you are displaying some cute cats outside ur house but in reality its a picture of ur penis
Person 1: Hey guys, I found some cats outside my house.

Everyone: *Looks*
by peenster65 October 17, 2021
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can i get some more piano, please?

a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.
and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...
by ratm fiend June 6, 2005
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