cock and ball torture

what i accidentally named my cat one night after drinking for over an hour. he has ginger fur and is rather affectionate

person 1: "aww, what's his name?"
me: "cock and ball torture"
person 1: *sighs and grabs him*

by streetsmarts2go November 1, 2021

Cock and balls

A large testical and the long thing above the testicles

You have some nice Cock and Balls Jeremiah

by J....W February 3, 2022

Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

by MattBoiah December 3, 2020

cock

someones penis and WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TYPING THIS?!

this guys cock is huge i like it.

by pokemon master but an idiot January 7, 2022

kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022

Waras big fat cock

Wara's penis is a penis with a large girth.

Waras big fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh.

by Looney___ January 14, 2021

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

by uhpink December 14, 2023