Matey Cock

A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.

Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?

by Mika88 May 29, 2024

cock shock

The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.

Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.

by deathgrippin March 15, 2021

cock and balls

I am looking for a meth dealer

hamburger “nigabob” Oh alhamburger ah nigero bypass their "should include the word being defined":cock and balls

by hamburger man 69 December 12, 2020

wobly cock

a person who never has a boner or erection they also where skin tight jeans so its not so wobly.

my co worker jim has wobly cock

by Phat_ February 23, 2017

classy cock

A cock in a suit and tie.

Damn, that is one classy cock.

Damn, that is one classy cock.

by Crystaltoe December 7, 2015

Sex cock

you can go and attack people with your sex cock

I will stab you with my sex cock

by Evi March 26, 2022

Titans Cock

A very large distance

‘Oi mate the bus trip is gonna take a while, my house is a titans cock away.’

by god i LOVE bacon and terraria August 31, 2025