Fuck me day

a day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you.

That day is August 2nd

Hey it's fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck?

by Sopooki August 1, 2021

Fart me down

When you want to get farted down dirty style

"Fart me down daddy"

by DemonLordDefinition August 29, 2023

dxcuse me

Pronounces as dicks-use me, described to express a shock, a positive surprise with a gentleman's appearance.

Usually texted to get attention and followed up by pictures of a guy.

Dxcuse me, look how fit this bloke is.

I know this is an important conversation, but dxcuse me. Look what I pulled.

by Excuse me what the duck March 9, 2023

Me monster

Fearing only Your Imagination !!!! and Someone You Dislike

Your inly person you have to fear is me monster!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

by aizaomi April 20, 2022

Fax me Bebe

Phrase which you say to a cutie when there’s straight facts.
No cheeky arguments.

- yo b are you making some dinner today?
- fax me bebe I gotchu.

by CheekyPablo August 28, 2019

The unholy shmuley won't let me speak

You say "the unholy shmuley won't let me speak" When someone keeps on interrupting you or when you are debating with someone and you want to trivialize him and his arguments

- say it, say it, say it, say hamas are terroristes
- the unholy shmuley won't let me speak

by Yang007 December 8, 2023

Hate me girl

a girl who goes out of their way to impress boys and make them seem that they're "not like other girls" using self deprecation.

Hate me girl: 8dramatic sigh* God Im ugly and no one likes me
Girl: WTF

by Sleep.is.a.death.trial April 29, 2022