Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
by Bear5599 February 5, 2023

The act of taking a steaming hot shit in the females vagina, cumming on top of the shit, and then pissing on it. Then you take a spoon and eat all that shit up!
by GammAndrew January 20, 2018

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.
by Spacemonke June 26, 2021

Bob: I used a hot rachet to loosen lauran's button on her pants last night.
Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.
Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.
by tooturnttimmy January 4, 2014

When someone goes agro on you. They rage with so much anger their face goes red and smoke comes out their ears, their eyes turn black like satan and they can burn you and sizzle you to a crisp and ashes or sometimes make you explode. Can also be used when someone is sassy or rude. Don't mess with someone when they are hot pants, because you will get hurt. When someone is hot pants it it dark times and you don't dare mess with them.
Example 1
Person 1: HURRY UP
Person 2: Woaahhh no need to go all hot pants on me
Person 3: Yeah your pants are hot hot hot today.
Example 2
Person 1: *they are currently hot pants*
Person 2: *Annoys them*
Person 1: Honey you've got a big storm coming
Person 1: HURRY UP
Person 2: Woaahhh no need to go all hot pants on me
Person 3: Yeah your pants are hot hot hot today.
Example 2
Person 1: *they are currently hot pants*
Person 2: *Annoys them*
Person 1: Honey you've got a big storm coming
by kathydogga December 25, 2015

A sexual act where you wake up, drain the snake into a cup, cook up some grits and jerk off over the top. You then bring your partner breakfast in bed and serve them their meal.
My boyfriend was such a sweetheart, he served me a good old Carolinian hot breakfast over the weekend!
by Treabis October 27, 2017

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by OldMoistCrossaint December 25, 2022
