scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)

Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!

by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

cheeseball syndrome

When your balls swell up and turn orange

Jim: Did you hear Donald Trump got cheeseball syndrome?
Anthony: We've been knowing!

by AsherTrasher03 April 1, 2024

Yozza Syndrome

Yozza syndrome: "being conventionally attractive and polite, yet having a personality so unstable and discomforting that the person cannot be liked by a girl for longer than a week. Than they either start hating him, or he becomes they figure of an older brother (if the past romantic interest lacks one)"

How did John spend that date with that cute girl he was talking about?
Dont get too excited. He has Yozza syndrome.

by Brzi April 26, 2022

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

Rutter Syndrome

The term used to describe the fear and terror of being in a committed relationship with someone to little to no red flags. This condition is the fear of being in a committed relationship as well as the undeniable attraction to someone that has more red flags than China has in their entire country.

Why are you in such a toxic relationship? Do you have Rutter Syndrome?

by Green Pants, White Shirt February 10, 2024

Post-Upload Syndrome

when you've done absolutely everything remotely possible to further your submission into perfection; upload it, and begin feeling anxious about it somehow, whether it be by discovering an anomaly pretense or wondering if the general public will see it fit.

damn bro your new track was fire af

yeah but that one part seems kinda wack, i'm getting hella Post-Upload Syndrome

by smyleynine March 27, 2018