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Maryland hot bae

When Marylanders or daring out of state people put old bay seasoning on their partner with boring sex life and lick it up.
Steven dared Sarah ,who was out of state, to do the Maryland hot bae. Took her abit to get used to when he heavily seasoned the meat but enjoyed it when he licked it off her tits.
by Onlyme4you May 2, 2023
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Special Forces hot

Hot enough for a guy in Special Forces to want to take home, and then tell his friends about you.
Do I look hot?
Hell ya you look hot.
But do I look special forces hot?
Girl!! You total look hot enough to get used, abused, and thrown out like last weeks trash!
Yes!!!
by Marcus314 July 27, 2015
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Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe

Lex's boyfriend who is super hot and sexy
Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe is a good word to use
by Alexus_thefurry July 29, 2024
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Hot Clive

The act of excreting fecal matter onto your hands then placing it into the mouth of an unknowing blindfolded person, then in shock they swallow it and proceed to vomit everywhere.

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Person1: Did you hear about Bob?

Person 2: He got a hot Clive from his tinder date... Still washing his mouth out now
by Hot Clive September 27, 2020
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Hot krista

The act of slightly seducing someone, but in return recieving an undesired head butt.
I pulled the Ole hot krista on him and now my head hurts.
by RB Money August 20, 2024
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taking a hot shit

1) when large amounts of hot molten diarrhea or soft stool exits your bum causing a burning sensation on your rectum
2) when a women has unprotected sex with a man who although makes a somewhat decent salary believes himself to be astronomically more successful than he actually is and does not realize that he will not make a salary significantly higher than what he does now for the vast majority of his life.
The man is referred to as a hot shit and taking a hot shit mean a women having unprotected sex with him.
The hot shit also has little to no redeeming qualities and although he often weighs less that 185 lbs believes himself to be a serious weight lifter. He is also only able to score with attractive women when the women is significantly inebriated by drugs or alcohol enough so not to be able to consent. when he is unable to locate and seduce the drunkest girl in the bar he will often himself become drunk and be exploited by a fat chick at last call.
If the hot shit successful exploits a drunk women this will lead to abortion, plan b and possibly criminal charges. If he himself is exploited by a fat chick this will lead to court ordered child support payment and a fatherless upbringing. hot shit will then become angry with his new difficulties in exploit attractive women dew to the financial burden of child support payments or the social and legal ramifications of sexual exploitation of an attractive women to drunk to consent.
A hot shit will sully anything it enters.
Jamie’s friend:
“Jamie took a hot shit from the bar last night, he’s been arrested and charged, she also got rid of the shit stain he left inside her”
Jamie’s other friend:

“What a disaster! I hope he gets butt fucked in jail!”
Fat chick:
“I took a hot shit from a bar 10 months ago, now I don’t have to pay for rent or food for 18 years!!!! Now all I do is stay at home eat and sit on the couch with my child all day! I LOVE taking a hot shit I’m going to find a new one next week!
by Jimmy knows 42 July 25, 2024
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Hot shower

A shower, but with Venix inside.
by /id/kontrolle June 23, 2017
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